Can I has some blog?

I am determined to smoke you out of your foxhole!

Caimon Salway just friended me on Facebook. I haven’t decided what to do about it yet.

Why am I always poor! I need to make more money, ASAP.

“I want Peyton Manning to hit the grass more often than Snoop Dogg.” — Manager

Tonight I sang with the elderly.

My jazz instructor beat boxes instead of turning music on. And no, he is not Gabe.

NFC CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!! WHO DAT!

I refuse to take Philosophy 101.

I think I might have just applied for a second job. WITH WHAT TIME?

Um…WHO DATTTT?